[Eminem once the Stan:] Dear Mister I am-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Admirers, This'll function as the history package I ever before publish their ass It's become half a year but still zero word. I understand you have got my personal last a few emails; I composed the fresh new contact on 'em finest Making this my cassette I am giving your, I am hoping your pay attention to it I am throughout the vehicle at this time, I'm performing 90 for compte CharmCupid the road Hello Slim, I taken a 5th from vodka, you challenge us to push? You are aware brand new tune by Phil Collins "In the air Tonight" About this guy whom could've spared one almost every other people out-of drowning But failed to, after that Phil saw it-all, next at a show he discovered him? I am towards an excellent thousand downers now, I am drowsy And all of I needed was a bad letter or a visit I hope you are sure that I torn any photo off the wall I enjoyed you, Thin, i could've already been to each other, think about it Your wrecked it today, I am hoping you simply cannot bed and you also dream about it And you will when you fantasy I hope you simply cannot bed therefore cry about this I'm hoping your conscience takes at both you and you can't breathe instead of myself Find, Narrow,-shut up bitch! I am trying to cam! Hello, Thin, that is my personal girlfriend screaming about trunk, However, I did not slit their particular lips, I recently tied their own up. [*vehicles rims squeal, freeze, noisy splash*]

Select, We ain't like you 'Cause when the she suffocates she will sustain much more, immediately after which she's going to die, too Well, gotta go, I'm almost at bridge now Oh shit, We forgot, exactly how have always been I designed to upload it shit out?

[Dido:] My personal tea's went cold I'm questioning why I got from bed anyway The brand new day rain clouds right up my windows and you can I can not select after all Plus basically you can expect to it'd be gray, your picture on my wall surface They reminds me personally, that it is not so bad, it's not so bad

I really don't deserve it?

[Eminem:] Precious Stan, I designed to produce you sooner or later however, I've just come active You told you the girlfriend's pregnant today, how long together are she? Research, I'm most flattered you'd telephone call the daughter that and here is an enthusiastic autograph for the cousin I typed they into the Beginner limit I am sorry I did not see you during the let you know, I must've missed that you do not imagine I did that crap intentionally only to diss you However, what is this crap your said throughout the you want to cut your arms, as well? We declare that shit's only clowning , dawg C'mon! Just how fucked upwards is you? You got certain activities, Stan, I believe you want some guidance To help your ass from jumping from the wall space when you get down particular And you may what's so it crap throughout the you meant to be to each other? That sort of shit'll make myself not require us to see both I must say i thought both you and your girlfriend you need for each almost every other Or maybe you simply need to eradicate their unique finest We vow you are free to check out this letter, I recently vow they has reached you after a while Before you can damage yourself, In my opinion that you will be undertaking fine For people who calm down a little, I'm grateful We inspire you however,, Stan Exactly why are you very resentful? it was your Really!

See, I isn't as if you 'Cause in the event that she suffocates she will experience a lot more, then she'll pass away, also Really, gotta wade, I'm nearly within connection now Oh crap, We forgot, how are I supposed to post so it shit away?

[Dido:] My tea's went cold I am questioning as to the reasons I had of bed after all The new day rain clouds up my window and you can I can't see whatsoever And even easily you will definitely it'd be grey, but your image to my wall They reminds myself, it is not too bad, it is not so bad